24.04.07 - website update

no, you're right, it’s still not fuck*ng done. we’ve got a good excuse tho. in the middle of our tour last year. best mate and member of temple, tom decided he couldnt hack it. soft. hes got beautiful hair tho. and his eyes, ladies - it changes colour in the light, it really does. anyway after speaking to loads of other guys auditioning and stuff, some of them were cu*ts, some of them were pretty fuckng special. in walks this smiths fan wearing jeans that were too tight to breathe and a mohawk. smackhead blatantly. a quick glance round the other members and it’s a non starter. its just not gona work. then he plugs in his guitar and his tiny platic ‘fisher price’ volume pedal - he must’ve thought it was a wah or summat - why the f**k would u buy a volume pedal as your first pedal? anyway, sit down. so he plugs in and we start ‘come in me’ and he plays it like a fuckng mad man. he says hes only heard it once. lying bast**d. so we said ‘alright mate, you start tomorrow’. anyway his name’s joel. the mohawk’s gone but his purple skinny fits remain.

so anyway joel’s kept us busy. but the website will be ready soon. when im 64. till then keep an eye on our myspace. there’s a few EP reviews up - check the blog - apparently we sound like gomez/nirvana/cooper temple clause/mcfly and our music’s amazing/ shit/derivative/great pop music.

I watched ‘The US vs John lennon’ last night. what a fuck*ng legend. nixon was a cu*t.

we’re playing next week. see you then.

march 2007 gig dates

check myspace for more gig details / listen to some of our songs. thank you very much.

www.myspace.com/templemusic